Guardian of the Good Beans
The Routn Grumpy Cat isn’t actually mad at the world – he’s just deeply unimpressed by bad coffee. He sits on the bags, judges every roast with a squint, and only purrs when the beans are dialled in just right.
Permanently Over Everyone’s Order
Oat, almond, extra hot, half-shot, three pumps of… whatever. Grumpy Cat has heard it all. He stares you down from the bag like, “As long as the coffee’s good, do whatever you want, human.”
Woke Up Like This (Unfortunately)
Routn Grumpy Cat wasn’t made grumpy by life – he was born with resting “seriously?” face. It’s his way of saying coffee should be fun, but the quality is no joke.
Your Daily Dose of Honest Feedback
When you see that grumpy little face, take it as a playful reminder: if your coffee doesn’t make Grumpy Cat at least slightly less annoyed, it’s time to upgrade your beans.